Technology for Country Folk...
1.    LOG ON:  Makin a wood stove hotter.
2.    LOG OFF:  Don't add no more wood.
3.    MONITOR:  Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
4.    DOWNLOAD:  Gettin the farwood off the truk.
5.    MEGA HERTZ:  When yer not kerful gettin thefarwood.
6.    FLOPPY DISC:  Whatcha git from tryin to carrytoo much farwood.
7.    RAM:  That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
8.    HARD DRIVE:  Gettin home in the winter time.
9.    PROMPT:  Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
10.   WINDOWS:  Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
11.   SCREEN:  Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
12.   BYTE:  Whut them dang flys do.13.   CHIP:  Munchies fer the TV.
14.   MICRO CHIP:  Whut's in the bottom of the munchiebag.
15.   MODEM:  Whut cha did to the hay fields.
16.   DOT MATRIX:  Old Dan Matrix's wife.17.   LAP TOP:  Whar the 
      kitty sleeps.
18.   KEYBOARD:  Whar ya hang the dang keys.
19.   SOFTWARE:  Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
20.   MOUSE:  Whut eats the grain in the barn.
21.   MAINFRAME:  Holds up the barn roof.22.   PORT:  Fancy Flatlander wine
23.   ENTER:  Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
24.   RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:  Wen ya cain't 'memberwhut ya paid fer the
      rifle when yore wife asks.
25.   MOUSE PAD:  That hippie talk fer the rat hole.